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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 16:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Then came..

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

No way

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?