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13.06.2025 16:39

They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Then came..
How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
No way
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?